Dear Grace, I wanted to get a string bikini for the upcoming beach season, but I put on a few pounds (okay 40) during the winter. I’m afraid I will look like a rolled beef roast! What if I gross out all the guys at the beach?
Dear Grace, I have been dating a tattoo artist for two years now and I think I’m ready to pop the question: will she tattoo six pack abs on my oversize gut? She’s not very good but it will be free. And that’s smart business in my book!
Dear Grace, I am experiencing lower back pain because of my weight. It’s getting hard, like really HARD, for me to stand up or bend over. Even kneeling or being on all fours is painful!
Dear Grace, I am a 42 year old single female. This year was the first time in my life I had a Valentine. It was a wonderful date, but I didn’t like my entree much so I hardly touched it. I decided next time to make a candle light dinner for him — but [...]
Just kidding…really! Like many of you, I resolved that 2012 will be a year of change and progress. Why settle for 2011′s look when you can “freshen up” for the final year of civilization? So the bandages have come off and I’m debuting the new me! (Dr. Delgado, our chief surgeon here at BodyShapez, does [...]
Dear Grace I eat constantly: donuts and burgers in the morning, pizzas and sausage for lunch, spaghetti and garlic bread for dinner, ice creams and cake for dessert. But I am still as thin as a rail! My boyfriend says it’s like having sex with a bicycle. Any advice? Signed, Thin Schwinn
Dear Grace My thighs look like like they are made from ricotta cheese. What can I do?? Signed, Anonymous
Dear Grace, Ever since I turned 40, some areas of my body have become problematic. I got rid of the flabby upper arms and post-childbirth hips, but now I have a lump of back fat that just won’t go away no matter how hard I exercise. What do YOU do about back fat? You’re a [...]
Dear Grace, I hear that working out can tighten your abs. But I hate working out. People stare at me and I know they are staring at my gut, judging it. I know it!! Signed, Gutbuster
Dear Grace, Someone just compared my midsection to a rump roast. Not in so many words but it was pretty obvious. I don’t know what happened. I used to have washboard abs when I was 21. Ok maybe 15. I’ve tried starving myself and working out but nothing helps. What do I do? Signed, [...]