Dear Grace: Should My Girlfriend Tattoo Abs On Me

  • Grace Landers looking exasperatedDear Grace,
     
    I have been dating a tattoo artist for two years now and I think I’m ready to pop the question: will she tattoo six pack abs on my oversize gut? She’s not very good but it will be free. And that’s smart business in my book!

     
    Letter reads: Dear Cheap Inc, Hmm...getting work done at Shaky Jakes Tattoo Parlour and small engine repair? You can try it but you run the risk looking like you have a pack of brown and serve rolls etched on your gut. Have you thought about something less invasive like...exercise? Since cheap and lazy seems to be your professional motto, try our SKINz product line. At least you can wash it off!


    April 20th, 2012 | Skinnyfat | No Comments | Tags: , , , ,

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Skinnyfat

Skinnyfat

When skinny hipster Chaz becomes convinced he’s overweight, he and bff Davy try every trick in the book to shave off the pounds and sculpt their abs…only to learn that even six-packs may not be enough in the image-conscious world of gay dating. Skinnyfat was written and directed by Andy Bydalek.

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