Dear Grace, I Don’t Wanna Lose my First Valentine!

  • Ask Grace February 2012 - Grace Holds Finger Gun to HeadDear Grace,
     
    I am a 42 year old single female. This year was the first time in my life I had a Valentine. It was a wonderful date, but I didn’t like my entree much so I hardly touched it. I decided next time to make a candle light dinner for him — but I don’t want him to see how much I really eat. What can I do?

     
    Ask Grace Hand Written Response Letter February 2012 " Dear Single and Sneaky, Happy VD - but it sounds like the real love of your life is food!  You could save more than a few ounces by putting the fork down.  If you just can't resist, I'd suggest laughing very heartily at his jokes (men love that) and "accidently" blowing out the candles.  While he fumbles for a lighter, stuff your romantic little face and hope for the best!"


    February 19th, 2012 | Grace Landers | No Comments | Tags: , , ,

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Grace Landers

Grace Landers

Grace is Chief Dietician at the BodyShaperz Clinic located in downtown San Francisco. She has a vision of physical utopia and believes that hard work and punishing virtues are exceeded only by the power of the scalpel.

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